How to become a superhero

Are you bored of everyday mundane life? Are you envious about those who can fly on the sky, run faster than light speed, and, most importantly, save the day and win the applause of your people (and perhaps a romantic relationship with a gorgeous lady or gentleman)? Are you willing to become the incarnation of justice? If so, you came to the right place. Here provides several ways to make you become a superhero, ultimately your Facebook status would be “The only reason I didn't call back is because I’m too busy, I got a world to save.”

No.1 I’m rich I’m rich I’m so rich. Become a superhero? Easy!

Although some said money isn’t everything, this isn’t true when it pertain to becoming superhero. Energy giant of Gotham City, Bruce Wayne and Arms merchant, Tony Stock are great examples. You don’t have to have to be “special” (besides you are ultra-rich) and you don’t even have to be smart (above average IQ is enough), the only thing you need to become a superhero is your astonishing wealth.

The benefit becoming a superhero through this approach is you can do whatever you like. If you like to show off, you could announce to the entire world about your identity (of course you can also keep low and listen to people gossip about you during the charity party you hold). In fact, you can even contradict your government when they demand you to turn your high-tech suits to them.

Villain too powerful to handle? Not a problem, just stuck into the prolong battle and your fortune will eventually wear them out.

No.2 Look down on nerd? They are the most dangerous men on earth

Wealth is no the only way to become a superhero. There is this kind of people, using their incredible intelligence  raise from nobody to superhero. This kind of people, is technically classified as “nerd”. While others are studying, they are studying harder, while others are entertaining, they are studying even harder, and while others are dating, ummmm, they are lonely. If you met the attributes above, congratulations,  you have a great possibility to become a superhero.

What you need to do is find some unidentified space ray and expose yourself under it, or to lure some insects to bite on you. You may struggle a few days (experience disfiguration, for instance), but pain is temporary, after that you will gain your super power.

No. 3 Super power? That’s for earthmen

“Only earth losers are thinking about gaining super powers, we noble, dignified and distinguished people from Kal-El don’t need that. Though we can fly, we are impenetrable  we have eye-lasers, wer don’t realize they are super powers. In fact, the only thing we use for our eye-lasers is barbecue ” Thus said superman in his old age autobiography, The man form Kal-El, the life of a over-stressed superhero.

Just like the beggar in Switzerland is more wealthier than a “middle class” in Ethiopia, a loser from Kal-El can be a hero on earth. Therefore you don’t need wealth, you don’t need intelligence  you only need to be born at the right place. What, you are Thor? The Republic of Earth welcome you, but we cannot give you privileges,  please pass the inspection of Men in Black first.

No. 4 The rise of the gigantic normal men

What if you don’t met any conditions above? What if you are just a miserable office worker exploit by your employer and have no holiday at weekend? Don’t worry, you still have chance to become a superhero. What you need is a skill that can make you distinguish from others.  

But attention, when I said skill, it can be anything, no matter how useless it seem to you or others. Perhaps your body is more flexible than the Yoga master as catwomen, or your vision can replace microscope as Hawk Eyes, or you are just simply so hilarious and ridiculous as the Kick-Asses.

So don’t be frustrated when your talent seem to be so useless, when some weirdo whose only talent is make his car light green (Green Hornet) can save the world, why can’t you?